Let’s skip all the attorney jargon. We just want to let you know that we don’t use any tracking cookies, or any of that kind of stuff. We are not tracking you in any way. We don’t even record your IP address. We don’t like it when someone does it to us (ahemm, Google), and so we won’t do it to you.
Anyway, if you want to chat about our loose policy and our devotion to your privacy, feel free to email us at email@example.com (joke).